Teaser Tuesday - Looking for Alaska

Thanks to MizB at Should Be Reading for hosting Teaser Tuesday's. If you'd like to participate all you have to do is grab the book you're reading, open to a random page, share 2 teaser sentences (non-spoilers please!), and list the name of the book, page number, and author.
"Sorry. Don't worry, dude," he said. "God will punish the wicked. And before He does, we will."

Page 71 of Looking for Alaska by John Green